It's a cold ass fashion
When she stole my passion
It's an everlasting
It's a ghetto blasting
On the wonder wheel
I got my thunder peel
I made an effort to get
Just what I deserve
I got all maxed out
I got facts, some doubt
It was jumping around
She was a-never coming down
In the thick of a trick
I couldn't take my pick
Between a sliding into first
It's as clear as the dawn
I'll take you hoffee!
Now I'm rolling in sweat
With a loaf of cold bread
And a taco in my jeans
On the mantle she glides
She's got such ugly thighs
I got taken by surprise
With a plate of flaming noodles
Awww…
It's a cold ass fashion
When she stole my passion
It's an everlasting
It's a ghetto-blasting
On the wonder wheel
With my thunderpeel
I made an effort to get
Just what I deserve